What's your name? Who's your daddy?

Welcome to our little 2-dimensional world.

Comatose Llama Records is just like all those other labels that claim to be "all about the artists and their art." But we really are. In fact, we're so choosy in what we present to the public that we've turned away untold millions, nay, BILLIONS of hopeful artists and would-be superstars. If we're gonna let artists "do what they want." then, by God, they'd better be pretty darned impressive. Most eveything we hear we want to adjust, modify and improve upon, and that just doesn't fit with our corporate philosophy. We're not allowed to adjust it. It's yours. And until you make it good enough, we're not taking it. So if you get the standard rejection letter, (or never hear from us at all) that doesn't mean you aren't awesome and won't someday make it to the top...it just means we hated your music in its current state.

Right now, we've only got one signed act - and truth be told - they rock.